Random Balking

So, I've really been thinking alot lately. Mostly about random stuff like why in the world Sonic doesn't have pickelo's anymore. No, really, I am thinking that if Hubby were still at TPD I would seriously be considering staying at home. I never thought those words would come out of my mouth but, with Baby girl starting preschool tomorrow, Master P moving up to the pre-k class and G-man starting Kindergarten next week I can't help myself. Money would be tight but most importantly I would be at home with my kiddos...and I wouldn't be worrying about G-man having to be in the after school program and all that crap. I'm just sayin'. We'll see what happens when Hubby gets back to a decently paid police job....

Crawling

Actually she is scooting...backwards! HA! She was on her pallet in the floor in front of my desk and I heard some scratching around under the desk. I looked down and there she was with those big baby blues looking at me! Little Turkey! Guess its time to baby proof the house again!

Man, we have some cute kids!

Ahhhh!!!

For those of you who don't know...I am terrified I mean TERRIFIED of grasshoppers. I don't know what it is about them. They just freak my freakity freak freak(as Ellen would say). Come at me with a grasshopper and I will have a heart attack. No joking....and especially those giangantic red and black ones.



They seem to be all around the office, which totally sucks. Week before last I was headed out the door to the accountant's office, Baby Girl in tow. I headed around to her side of the car to put her in...there one stood, staring straight at me!!!...cue the hibbie jibbies!... I grabbed my southern linc out of the diaper bag and screamed for Allison to rescue me! Then, a few days later, he was back in the parking lot, however this time he was dead! YAY!

New Look

It's time for a change! Hope you like!

Why??!!

Why do people INSIST on driving in the left lane and go s-l-o-w?
Why do people run red lights? I mean flat out run them, not those "accidental I could not stop" ones. Did you see the T-News the other day? Where the guy on the motorcycle was hit? My mom drove up on that wreck right after it happened...his upper body was facing down on the pavement, his lower body was facing up. That was not pretty.
Why do people drink and drive? Putting yourself behind the wheel drunk and taking an innocent life is not ok. Especially when you are not from this country, not that it is any better if you are from here. Yes, that was for Carolyn..I miss her today :( I am pretty pissed that she did not get to meet my little girl that she was counting down the days to see.
Why do people look you almost dead in the eye and still pull out in front of you and then on top of that drive slow?
Why do I have such bad road rage? Because of all the people that do the crap above.

Ben the Seabee!

In honor of Ben's return from basic training or whatever the heck you call it, we had a party! It was just a fun little get together with fam and friends! I must be getting old because the teenage boys were on my nerves! And one of them said "yes m'am" to me!!! Oh gee.

Bye Bye Mohawk!

Daddy getting attacked by his monkeys!

Action shots.....

Brad missing his wifey!

Bella NOT missing her mommy! Look how dirty!

Curiosity killed the cat....

....or maybe it was just stupidity. As you can imagine, I have laundry running out of my ears! I stayed up a little later than normal last night catching it up. Well around 10:00 I heard the dogs going crazy. I went to the back door and saw something on the fence...it was a cat(well, a teenager cat).

So I thought the dogs would scare it off. It was funny to watch Mako trying to jump on the fence and get it so I was taking pics. After a few minutes I went back inside and hoped everything would calm down. It didn't. So, off I went back outside to see if I could get rid of the cat. Stupid thing WOULD NOT leave! It was a mean cat, too. I tried throwing things at it, that didn't work. I got the water hose and sprayed it. It jumped off the fence, into the neighbors yard. I turned the water off and started to walk back inside and it jumped back up on the fence. The cat was really just asking for it at this point. Mako went crazy. The girls were so not interested and were on the porch trying to sleep. Finally, the cat started running down the top the fence, Mako was still chasing it. Then, the stupid cat jumped on Mako's head and dug its claws in deep. Big FATAL MISTAKE! Mako, of course, started shaking his head around...in turn shaking the cat like it was a rag doll. He was throwing it all over the place. Poor cat. But seriously, if you were that small and saw a 100 lb Doberman in your face would you jump on him?



About the time the cat jumped on Mako the boys came to see what all the fuss was about. They freaked out and I sent them back to bed and told them that the cat got away...so don't mention this around them!!!!



xoxo

Fun Fourth!

We had a fabulous 4th of July! We slept in(which is only like 7:30 at our house, but still), then around lunch we headed to Mimi and Pop's house. We swam and swam, then ate lunch and swam some more. We were just lounging around and Rosie started going crazy in the flower bed. Turned out, she found a turtle. I got the cutest picture of G-man holding it!

He is so skinny, he has a six-pack!

That afternoon we went to Gigi and Papa's for more swimming, dinner and fireworks! We didn't get to swim long before it started to storm! We moved the party inside. I wasn't able to get alot of pics because Miss Priss decided to fight sleep. Once it was dark Papa and Kody put on a wonderful fireworks show! Lots of fun!

Daddy and his baby girl.

Mom and Jessie

Baby Girl, me, Master P the shark

Watch out for the shark!

Of course, most of the pics of G-man are of him doing tricks.

I laugh so hard I cry everytime I see this pic.....

Baby Girl and Papa

Stupid Dogs

Last night was interesting. I got home and started my normal evening routine. I peered out the back door to check on the dogs. Molly was at the very back of the yard digging under the fence. So, I yelled for her to stop and she did. Then, I noticed that Daisy was missing. I called for her and here she comes under the fence! So, I gave her a good fussing and went back inside. Around 7:30ish, I checked on them again. Molly and Daisy were nowhere to be found! I called and called. They were gone. Hubby was at work, so here I go...loading up all three kiddos in the SUV to go and look for the girls. We rode around for about 15 minutes looking. I was very worried because Daisy does NOT know about cars and that they will run over her and all I could think about was driving up on her dead in the road. Our neighborhood is off of a very busy road on which people FLY while driving down it. Luckily, we ran into our neighbors Nick & Marcie who were walking their dogs. I rolled down the window and asked them to be on the look out. Nick told me he would get his four-wheeler and ride around to see if he could find them. I headed back home because at this point it was bedtime. I few minutes later I peeked out the back door and saw Nick waving his arms over the fence....he found them!!! The boys said,"YAY!!! Mr. Nick is our hero today!" I was so mad at the dogs, I put all three of them in the dog pen. They can stay in there for all I care. Isn't it funny how they know to dig on either the back side of the fence or the front side of the fence...they don't dig on the sides because the neighbors on both sides have fenced in backyards as well. Hefers.

Yeah, so I am ticked....Bachelorette Update

Let me start out by saying that this post is PG-13. If you don't like cursing or if you are easily offended, don't even go any farther. There, you have been warned.

That little hussy. What the hell is she thinking? I mean..HELLO! She's gonna freeze her Georgia peaches off in Breckenridge or Breck as "they" call it. And what is up with them saying "rad" all the time? Oh and that dumb hand gesture. Grow up.

I almost got over the fact that she picked Jesse over Jason until the After the Final Rose show. This is where she waved her freakin ring all up in Jason's face. Now, that was totally uncalled for. Youtube does not have the video up yet, but when they do I will link it here.

Hopefully she will live Happily Ever After in her little tiny apartment with her snowboarder. Whatever.

I am sure that I will be adding more to this post as the day goes by...stay tuned.

Bachelorette Finale!!!

Tonight is the night....will she pick him?!?!

DEANNA BETTER PICK JASON or I will have a hissy fit. I have picked him from night 1 and if he is not the final guy standing I swear I will never watch this show again. I know I say that everytime....

PS - Don't call me after 7 pm unless it is a dire EMERGENCY.

And I will have a full post tomorrow for those of you who do not watch.

xoxo

Depressed

So, Baby Girl starts daycare one month from today, Master P moves up to the Pre-K class and G-man starts Kindergarten one week later. I am not so happy right now and August is going to SUCK Maja(as Victoria Beckam would say.)